Vinkemdunshavgadmablik is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm crocodile.

Vinkemdunshavgadmablik created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vinkemdunshavgadmablik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vinkemdunshavgadmablik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vinkemdunshavgadmablik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vinkemdunshavgadmablik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinkemdunshavgadmablik.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing green shirts.
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