Podmilbassvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective coyote.

Podmilbassvil created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podmilbassvil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Podmilbassvil, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Podmilbassvil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Podmilbassvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Always help swans in need.