Dossmonrag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective rhinoceros.

Dossmonrag created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossmonrag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossmonrag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dossmonrag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dossmonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry geese.