Hadlogcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty wombat.

Hadlogcib created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Hadlogcib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hadlogcib, she will cry a lot.

Hadlogcib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hadlogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.