Vinsomneg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind naga.

Vinsomneg created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsomneg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vinsomneg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinsomneg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vinsomneg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinsomneg.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vinsomneg.