Volbissflis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever narwhal.

Volbissflis created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Volbissflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Volbissflis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Volbissflis' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Volbissflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed spinach to goats while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing blue ear rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.