Sandnelltar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring dingo.

Sandnelltar created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandnelltar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandnelltar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sandnelltar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sandnelltar's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Sandnelltar loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed turnips to capybaras while wearing violet shoes.