Miptettigab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful spider.

Miptettigab created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptettigab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Miptettigab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Miptettigab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Miptettigab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your neck yellow.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.