Dabladran Kinstippid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful centipede.

Dabladran Kinstippid created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dabladran Kinstippid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabladran Kinstippid, it will turn you into a goat.

Dabladran Kinstippid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dabladran Kinstippid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabladran Kinstippid.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never skip in the presence of rats.