Hinvogtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent fly.

Hinvogtarp created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvogtarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hinvogtarp, it will make you grow a tail.

Hinvogtarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hinvogtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hinvogtarp on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinvogtarp.