Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy sheep.

Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Libfarnut Wodlitafget Rothitvin.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat carrots.