Binbegman is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent swan.

Binbegman created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbegman, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Binbegman, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Binbegman's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Binbegman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing mauve rings and balancing six platinum spheres on your back.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Never feed lemons to goats while wearing ear rings.