Fomtiknig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish cat.

Fomtiknig created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomtiknig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomtiknig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fomtiknig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fomtiknig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing purple shirts.

2. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fomtiknig on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear violet kilts.