Vegcunfarngudfonpibbun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent dog.

Vegcunfarngudfonpibbun created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcunfarngudfonpibbun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegcunfarngudfonpibbun, he will strike you with lightening.

Vegcunfarngudfonpibbun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vegcunfarngudfonpibbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about fire.