Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful rhinoceros.

Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt, he will turn you into a mole.

Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Cunhenbonjontinmet Mipkabrutt first in all things.