Wotyarpyikyarpgenlen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable wren.

Wotyarpyikyarpgenlen created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotyarpyikyarpgenlen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wotyarpyikyarpgenlen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wotyarpyikyarpgenlen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wotyarpyikyarpgenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear turquoise stockings.

5. Never think about comets.