Homrapnill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate wyrm.

Homrapnill created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Homrapnill, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homrapnill, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Homrapnill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Homrapnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Homrapnill on top of all buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homrapnill.

5. Never skip in holy places.