Butbutpop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Butbutpop created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butbutpop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butbutpop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Butbutpop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Butbutpop's Holy Commandments

1. Butbutpop loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.