Ripnellfotwabspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing coyote.

Ripnellfotwabspag created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripnellfotwabspag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ripnellfotwabspag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ripnellfotwabspag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ripnellfotwabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about special relativity.