Lattargrig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable slug.

Lattargrig created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Lattargrig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lattargrig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Lattargrig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lattargrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never talk about badgers.