Cebbidcad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered manatee.

Cebbidcad created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebbidcad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebbidcad, it will turn you into a goat.

Cebbidcad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cebbidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never wear magenta corsets.

5. Never eat bark.