Nablunyimkad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic squid.

Nablunyimkad created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nablunyimkad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nablunyimkad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nablunyimkad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nablunyimkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Nablunyimkad first in all things.