Kadsabnarfet Pop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered sheep.

Kadsabnarfet Pop created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadsabnarfet Pop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kadsabnarfet Pop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kadsabnarfet Pop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kadsabnarfet Pop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if five sheep approach from the east.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Never sit near manatees.

5. Do not listen to music.