Arpsiglid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud deer.

Arpsiglid created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpsiglid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arpsiglid, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Arpsiglid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Arpsiglid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Arpsiglid on top of all buildings.