Jiggenmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful jaguar.

Jiggenmin created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiggenmin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jiggenmin, it will cry a lot.

Jiggenmin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jiggenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Never jump in holy places.