Fidnaknaddoglunmonpas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical capybara.

Fidnaknaddoglunmonpas created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fidnaknaddoglunmonpas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fidnaknaddoglunmonpas, it will be very sad.

Fidnaknaddoglunmonpas' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fidnaknaddoglunmonpas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your feet mauve.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.