Cabyartrow is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil cow.

Cabyartrow created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyartrow, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cabyartrow, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cabyartrow's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cabyartrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.