Hubbitmum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy shark.

Hubbitmum created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbitmum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubbitmum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hubbitmum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hubbitmum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Put Hubbitmum first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.