Dagrulldod Tarvanbussab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful otter.

Dagrulldod Tarvanbussab created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagrulldod Tarvanbussab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dagrulldod Tarvanbussab, it will torture you forever.

Dagrulldod Tarvanbussab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dagrulldod Tarvanbussab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.