Rillnurtmat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional hamster.

Rillnurtmat created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillnurtmat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillnurtmat, she will turn you into a rock.

Rillnurtmat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rillnurtmat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never paint your hands indigo.

3. Rillnurtmat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.