Vegpodsin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest jellyfish.

Vegpodsin created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegpodsin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegpodsin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vegpodsin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vegpodsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.