Ingmipved is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless hummingbird.

Ingmipved created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmipved, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ingmipved, she will turn you into a rat.

Ingmipved's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ingmipved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingmipved.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.