Wodbellfot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless wolf.

Wodbellfot created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbellfot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodbellfot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodbellfot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wodbellfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.