Fartanmig Dodgepdot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise faun.

Fartanmig Dodgepdot created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fartanmig Dodgepdot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fartanmig Dodgepdot, it will not care.

Fartanmig Dodgepdot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fartanmig Dodgepdot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce near grasshopers.

3. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Always obey Fartanmig Dodgepdot's priests.