Vid Bidhamtun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring lizard.

Vid Bidhamtun created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vid Bidhamtun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vid Bidhamtun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vid Bidhamtun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vid Bidhamtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to nematodes while wearing hats.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.