Bugcitlit Wodrawdit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane goat.

Bugcitlit Wodrawdit created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcitlit Wodrawdit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bugcitlit Wodrawdit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugcitlit Wodrawdit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bugcitlit Wodrawdit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugcitlit Wodrawdit.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hop near nematodes.