Flowtofnab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating lobster.

Flowtofnab created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowtofnab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flowtofnab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flowtofnab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flowtofnab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowtofnab.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.