Jonligbug Pidfubwee is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent hamster.

Jonligbug Pidfubwee created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonligbug Pidfubwee, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jonligbug Pidfubwee, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jonligbug Pidfubwee's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jonligbug Pidfubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.