Jenvenloop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic otter.

Jenvenloop created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jenvenloop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenvenloop, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jenvenloop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jenvenloop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Jenvenloop loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Jenvenloop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if three voles approach from the north.