Dumbadcad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking crow.

Dumbadcad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbadcad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dumbadcad, she will manifest in front of you.

Dumbadcad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dumbadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.