Bifbastfumjigsitrat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate tapir.

Bifbastfumjigsitrat created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbastfumjigsitrat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bifbastfumjigsitrat, he will turn you into a rat.

Bifbastfumjigsitrat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bifbastfumjigsitrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bifbastfumjigsitrat.

2. Always obey Bifbastfumjigsitrat's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never pour water over plants.