Vedbimnab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent wasp.

Vedbimnab created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbimnab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedbimnab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vedbimnab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vedbimnab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Vedbimnab loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.