Beggomwot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional hippopotamus.

Beggomwot created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beggomwot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Beggomwot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Beggomwot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Beggomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to dogs while wearing shorts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Beggomwot.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat spinach.