Loopbagneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow toad.

Loopbagneg created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loopbagneg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopbagneg, he will not invite you to parties.

Loopbagneg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Loopbagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Loopbagneg.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about asteroids.