Tomflannarl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Tomflannarl created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomflannarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomflannarl, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tomflannarl's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tomflannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Worship no other gods but Tomflannarl.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never write about asteroids.