Rulnigzogged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy goblin.

Rulnigzogged created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnigzogged, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulnigzogged, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rulnigzogged's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rulnigzogged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Fast once a month.