Niltikleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful fairy.

Niltikleg created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltikleg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Niltikleg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Niltikleg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Niltikleg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump near turtles.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.