Fadceplib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing crab.

Fadceplib created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadceplib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fadceplib, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fadceplib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fadceplib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing cyan stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never leap near mites.

5. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.