Weemotab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring bat.

Weemotab created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weemotab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weemotab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weemotab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weemotab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Weemotab's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Weemotab.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Weemotab.

5. Never talk about moons.