Davzakhak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited snake.

Davzakhak created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davzakhak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davzakhak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Davzakhak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Davzakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davzakhak.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Davzakhak on top of important buildings.